Fake Jonas Brothers

Own It!

2009-06-30T10:18:00.000-07:00

Purchase your copy online from Disney, Amazon, or iTunes and put yourself in the middle of the Jonas Brothers motion picture debut with the ultimate Extended Concert Experience on Blu-ray Hi-Def, DVD, or digital download. This movie event launches music's hottest trio straight into your living room for an inside look at their Burnin' Up tour and includes guest appearances by chart topping artists Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift along with side splitting hilarity from the Fake Jonas Brothers. Enjoy!

The Interview

2009-04-28T10:33:00.000-07:00

The Fake Jonas Brothers recently gave an exclusive interview to the wonderful folks over at the JonasHQ fansite. Click here to read the interview and to find out way more than anyone ever wanted or needed to know about the Fake JoBros.

If you're just now discovering the Fake Jonas Brothers, scroll down to the bottom of this page and follow their story from the beginning. Or you might want to start off by checking out the Fake Joe's personal favorite video, "Flu Bug".

The Extended Versions

2009-03-29T06:20:00.000-07:00

Check out the "extended versions" of our three latest videos below. Log onto YouTube and leave a comment letting us know what you think! Don't forget to grab a Fake Jonas Brothers T-Shirt before you leave...Everyone's going to be wearing them at the concerts this summer to show their Fake JB pride!

Dressin' Up (Extended Version)

A Little Bit Tighter (Extended Version)

Flu Bug (Extended Version)

Flu Bug

2009-02-25T12:33:00.000-08:00

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We babysat for Fake Joe yesterday
Watched his little toddler run and play
The child was looking pale and quite queasy
I picked him up and he blew chunks on me

Now I'm leaning, over the edge of the toilet
I never thought that I'd catch this flu bug again
Nauseous, I’m think I’m going to vomit
I never thought that I'd get hit by this flu bug again

Throwing up is something I just hate
You shouldn’t have to re-taste what you ate
Maybe if I stand still and just wait
I’m gagging now I think I know my fate

Now I’m

Leaning, over the edge of the toilet
I never thought that I'd catch this flu bug again
Nauseous, I’m think I’m going to vomit
I never thought that I'd get hit by this flu bug again

A Little Bit Tighter

2009-02-25T12:26:00.000-08:00

*This parody does not intend to make fun of or take lightly the original song or the topic it addresses. We simply took the melody and used it to goof on ourselves. Hope you like it!

A Little Bit Tighter Download MP3 (right click, save as)

Got email today
Said our pants needed to be
A little bit tighter and we’ll look right
Well they said our wigs looked good
And they said our style was cool
A little bit tighter and we’ll look right

But you don’t know chicken legs till you see mine
And you don’t know what it’s like to feel exposed
And every time I move I lose blood flow
I’ll never look like Joe, Joe, Joe
I’ll never look like Joe

Now I can’t zip up my fly
There’s a numbness in my thigh
A little bit tighter and we’ll look right
Modesty is gone
Jeans look like they’re painted on
A little bit tighter and we’ll look right

But you don’t know chicken legs till you see mine
And you don’t know what it’s like to feel exposed
And every time I move I lose blood flow
I’ll never look like Joe, Joe, Joe
I’ll never look like Joe
I’ll never look like Joe, Joe, Joe
I’ll never look like Joe

*Nick Jonas wrote "A Little Bit Longer" about his experiences with diabetes and with the hope of inspiring those living with diabetes and other serious illnesses. This is no laughing matter. Visit nickssimplewins.com or changeforthechildren.org to find out more and get involved.

Dressin' Up

2009-02-25T09:00:00.000-08:00

Scroll down for lyrics and to download the MP3 of this song for free! Click the image below to see the pics from our fake photo shoot.

Dressin' Up Download MP3 (right click, save as)
My nose
It's not straight
I can barely lift
Light weights
My clothes
They're not cool
I’m tired of lookin’ like a fool

So I'm slipping into your suit now
And I’m stylin’ my hair just like you now
Jonas, You make the people scream so loud
That’s why I'm dressin' up
Dressin' up
Like you Jonas (Come On guys)

He makes (I make)
Lattes (Lattes)
For a minimum
Wage
His girl (my girl)
Wants a ring (a diamond ring)
But he can’t afford
To buy her the real thing

I'm slipping into your suit now (dressin' up, dressin' up)
And I’m stylin’ my hair just like you now (yeah)
Jonas, You make the people scream so loud (come on)
That’s why I'm dressin' up
Dressin' up
Like you Jonas
Dressin’ up, dressin' up
Like you Jonas

Best of Both Worlds

2009-02-25T08:00:00.000-08:00

After a screening of Walt Disney Pictures’ Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Experience, the Fake Jonas Brothers and the real JoBros collide at the Verizon after-party at Main Event Entertainment Center on February 28, 2009 in Grapevine, Texas. Enjoy!

Click here for a slide show of pictures.
Click here to see what Fake Joe's wife had to say about the event.

Fake Purple Carpet

2009-02-25T07:46:00.000-08:00

Since the Fake Jonas Brothers couldn't make it to the real "purple carpet" premiere of Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience, they had to hold their own "fake purple carpet" event to celebrate the movie.

Click here for a slideshow of all the pictures.

Shout Out from Kevin (Last :20 Seconds)

2009-02-22T13:40:00.000-08:00

Did you see the last 20 seconds of this clip of the Jonas Brothers from Access Hollywood? Click below to listen to the most important part of the interview:

Download the clip in MP3 (right click, save as)

Interviewer:

"Tell us about the Fake Jonases in the movie. They were really funny. Had you seen those guys before?"

Kevin:

"Yeah. They were hilarious. Absolutely. We met them and that's why we asked them to be in the movie. We thought it would be a great little thing for the film. We're really excited. We hope they actually walk the red carpet down at the premiere. We're trying to make that happen actually right now."

So you might want to keep an eye out for the Fake Jonas Brothers on the red carpet at the premiere of Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience. To be honest, the Fake JB haven't actually been invited yet but they're sure that the Real JB are just waiting until the last minute to make it more of a surprise!

Spotted in a 3D Movie Sneak Peek, IMDB Cast List, and the Official Production Summary

2009-02-14T14:10:00.000-08:00

Can you spot the Fake Jonas Brothers in this clip from Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience? Rumor has it, there's more Fake Jonas Brothers fun to be featured in the movie (check out the IMDB Cast List)...and more coming soon right here! Stay tuned...

From the Production Summary...

Intercut with the film’s concert footage are behind-the-scenes and off-the-wall sequences, one of which features a group called the Fake Jonas Brothers, whom Nick Jonas discovered on YouTube. Producer Art Repola says: “We flew them in and they ran around interacting with the fans. It’s just a big bunch of fun. Their thing in the movie is, ‘If you can’t see the real ones, why not see the fake ones?’”

The brothers found the Fake Jonas Brothers hilarious, particularly their refrain, “The Jonas Brothers are living the dream, and we’re dreaming the life.”

Faux Fake Jonas Brothers

2008-08-15T22:44:00.000-07:00

As if Nick recognizing the Fake Jonas Brothers on the radio wasn't cool enough, Kevin gives them a shout out during a Jonas Brothers rehearsal in New York City. You're right Kevin, the Fake Jonas Brothers WERE NOT on Chelsea Lately. The proof is in the pictures below. Those were Faux Fake Jonas Brothers...and, if you ask us, they weren't nearly as fun as the real Fake Jonas Brothers!

Nick Jonas Calls Fake Jonas Brothers "One of the Funniest Things Ever"

2008-03-04T12:37:00.000-08:00

The Jonas Brothers were back in Dallas, TX for a second sold out concert in as many weeks. They were kind enough to revisit the Kidd Kraddick in the Morning radio show and while there, gave an incredible shout out to the Fake Jonas Brothers!

Listen to the Shout Out

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That's Just the Way We Rock

2008-02-01T09:30:00.000-08:00

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I went out to see the Jonas Brothers
And the crowd was so huge like no other
All the girls with their dads and their mothers
They probably wouldn’t like the real me

And I know
We are a little ugly
And I know
We are a little old
And I know
We're always gonna fake it
We don’t dance
We don’t sing
We are less than you think
So call us geeks
But that's just the way we rock

I’m fake Joe,
I’m fake Nick,
I’m fake Kevin
That one girl said his face was like heaven
When he rapped, everyone started laughing
They probably wouldn’t like the real me

And I know
We are a little ugly
And I know
We are a little old
And I know
We're always gonna fake it
We don’t dance
We don’t sing
We are less than you think
So call us geeks
But that's just the way we rock

And we're way too old to go
To a Jonas Brothers show
'Cause that's just the way we rock

And I know
I am a little married
And I know
I got a little son
And I know
I’m always gonna fake it
We don’t dance
We don’t sing
We are less than you think
So call us geeks
But that's just the way we rock

And I know
We are a little ugly
And I know
We are a little old
And I know
We're always gonna fake it
We don’t dance
We don’t sing
We are less than you think
So call us geeks
But that's just the way we rock

Fake Jonas Brothers at Kidd Kraddick Radio Show (Video)

2007-11-16T14:46:00.000-08:00

Here is the video footage from Kidd Kraddick in the Morning. Leave a comment, let the Fake Jonas Brothers know what you think!

Fake Jonas Brothers at Kidd Kraddick Radio Show (Pics)

2007-11-15T09:09:00.000-08:00

Many thanks to Kidd Kraddick in the Morning, the real Jonas Brothers, and all the awesome fans. The Fake Jonas Brothers had a blast hanging out with everyone. They got lots of great pictures of Fake Jonas Brothers posing with fans. Video coming soon!!!

Click here for a slideshow of all the pictures.

Here are instructions for downloading pictures:
1. Click any picture to stop the show
2. Click "View Photo Page" (towards the bottom right)
3. Click on "All Sizes" (right above the pic) to download various sizes

Fake Jonas Brothers Announced

2007-11-12T07:36:00.001-08:00

The Fake Jonas Brothers will be visiting Kidd Kraddick in the Morning in hopes of seeing and possibly meeting the real Jonas Brothers. Hold on! Pictures and video from the adventure will be posted soon...